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Arsenal
German Journalist Refers To Per Mertesacker As ‘The Big F***ing German’ Live On Sky Sports News (Video)
March 7th, 2014
FAIL
Macedonia’s Daniel Georgievski Scores Exquisite First-Touch Volleyed Lob Own-Goal vs Latvia (Video)
March 7th, 2014
FAIL
Michael Keane Unable To Play For England U21s Against Wales After FA Register Twin Brother By Mistake
March 7th, 2014
FAIL
Wolves Fan Complains About ‘Upside Down’ Badge On Faulty Replica Shirt, Club Respond With ‘Upside Down’ Apology Letter
March 7th, 2014
Arsenal
Snapshot: Pithy Tottenham Fan Mocks Perma-Crock Jack Wilshere With Personalised Wheelchair…
March 7th, 2014
GIFs
‘You Must Have Been Watching Zlatan!’ – Ibrahimovic Tweets Blaise Matuidi, Congratulates Him On Back-Heel Spider Volley vs Holland
March 6th, 2014
Arsenal
Football GIF: Arsenal Loanee Joel Campbell Is At It Again, Scores Another Cracker For Costa Rica
March 6th, 2014
FAIL
Nike And Adidas Unveil Hideous New One-Piece ‘Boot/Sock Hybrid’ Football Boot Designs (Photos)
March 6th, 2014
FAIL
Vietnam Defender Tran Dinh Dong Given Massive 28-Game Ban For Breaking Opponent’s Leg (With Video)
March 6th, 2014
International football
England 1-0 Denmark – Sturridge On Target As Three Lions Struggle Against Danes (Photos & Highlights)
March 6th, 2014
FAIL
Football Vine: Patrice Evra Almost Studded In The Eyeball By Holland’s Quincy Promes
March 6th, 2014
International football
Neymar Deals With Teeny Tiny South African Pitch Invader In Truly Heart-Warming Fashion (Video)
March 6th, 2014
FAIL
Belgian Bumbler Christian Benteke Misses An Absolute Open-Goal Sitter vs Ivory Coast (Video)
March 6th, 2014
FAIL
Snapshot: Romanian Groundsman Attempts To Paint Pitch Lines After Spending All Morning Drinking In Local Bar…
March 5th, 2014
Barcelona
‘You Were My Guardian Angel’ – Gerard Pique Writes Emotional Open Thank-You Letter To Carles Puyol
March 5th, 2014
Newsnow
Luis Figo’s Dressing Room Selfie After Charity Match Puts Ellen’s Paltry Oscar Night Effort To Shame (Photo)
March 5th, 2014
FAIL
Northern Irish Amateur Unleashes Set-Piece So Diabolical That He Officially ‘Gives Up Free-Kicks For Lent’ (Video)
March 5th, 2014
Barcelona
Carles Puyol To Leave Barcelona At End Of Season After Club Agree To Terminate Contract Early
March 4th, 2014
Featured
Pies’ Bumper Guide To Each And Every Kit Being Worn At Brazil 2014 World Cup (Photos)
March 4th, 2014
Cardiff City
Vincent Tan May Face Investigation For Offering Cardiff Players Illegal £3.7m Bonus To Avoid Relegation
March 4th, 2014
Badly Drawn Footballers
The Strange Story Of Jean-Pierre Adams – The Blizzard (Via Guardian)
The Beautiful Language – Jack Lang (For The Far Post)
Top 10 Most Nonchalant Own-Goals Ever – Toe Poke (ESPN FC)
30 Funniest Football Chants – Off The Post
Barney Ronay's Eulogy To Alessandro Del Piero – Guardian Sport
Retromercials: Marco Van Basten Enjoys A Few Beers – Futfanatico
Arsenal Master Art Of Being Adequate – Ethan Dean-Richards (For Sportsnet)
In Memory Of Legal Backpasses – Football Cliches (For Guardian Sport)
Hardest Bastards In Football: Dimitar Berbatov – Illustrated Game
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