West Ham’s Carlos Tevez – have you any idea how weird it is to type that! – looks to my eyes a bit like a pocket-sized Anthony Kiedis (Red Hot Chili Peppers front-man, if you didn’t already know).
West Ham’s Carlos Tevez – yep, still feels bloody weird… (No offence meant to Hammers fans – it’s just, you know, Upton Park was not exactly where I expected Tevez to end up.)