There something going wrong at Everton. The results aren’t bad, and the manager seems like a decent chap… so it can only be one thing. A crap haircut. Step up please Joleon Lescott. No picture really does Jolene’s hairdo justice… but after seeing him on last night’s Match of the Day 2, I couldn’t quite believe my eyes. It’s part afro, part Shearer tuft.
Lescott, who helped Everton beat West Ham 2-0 yesterday with a series of towering headers was impressive, but, at what cost? All those headers seem to have worn away the front of his head, leaving a little patch of hair where the rest of his mane should be. Keep an eye out for it, it’s a winner. [Mof Gimmers]