From today’s super soaraway Daily Star: Charley, Big Brother dumbass and cousin to Kieran Richardson, performed an X-rated private lapdance for Reading striker Leroy Lita. I couldn’t imagine a classier couple – they deserve each other, much like Preston and Chantelle deserved each other.
Lita’s reaction to a Daily Star pap coming over to take a photo? Read on, and weep…
‘At his home in Finchampstead, Berks, Lita showered baby oil all over Daily Star photographer Wayne Starr from an upstairs window before shouting: “Get out of my house!”‘
That sentence pretty much sums up most of what is wrong with Britain today. Sigh. [Via sister site Available For Panto, where you can get all the latest BB news and gossip]