Everton keeper Stefan Wessels finished last night’s Carling Cup victory over Sheffield Wednesday looking like a cross between Bjorn Borg and Mr Bump after a collision with former Toffee Francis Jeffers. Tim Howard’s understudy made it to the end of the game without too many problems though. If his act of bravery has impressed you, why not visit his official site to download a digital autograph. What do you mean you couldn’t care less about a Stefan Wessels digital autograph?