Shit Lookalikes: Daniel Craig (aka James Bond) & Frank Lampard

The name's Frank... Fat Frank

If you squint, and close one eye, then Lamps could just about double for buff 007. I know F-Wank is not fat, not at all, but compared with the ultra-trim Craig, he looks like he could lose an inch or two around the waist.

Thanks to Pies reader Jack for the spot. 10/10 fella.