Liverpool fan sizes up his captain
This is what all “real” football fans look like, of course. In other words, they look like shit: overweight, bald and with a hint of special needs around the eyes. I guess Adidas were going for the “ordinary bloke in the Kop” look but went a bit too far.
As for the kit, forget the “Phantom, Light Scarlet and Metallic Gold” colour scheme and the moisture-wicking material, and focus on the fact it looks pretty good. We likey.
And who’s the dude on guitar at the end!? At first, I thought it was Kaka.