Ashley Cole and Cheryl Tweedy OK ad. WARNING: may make you nauseous
The big shock to me is that Ashley Cole comes across as marginally less wooden than his Geordie missus. The way she says ‘We’re engaged’, you’d think she doesn’t have a clue what ‘We’re engaged’ means. At least the glint in Cole’s eye makes him look like he’s semi-aware of the ridiculousness of the celebrity circus…

