By Chris Wright
Yesterday, UEFA saw fit to fine Porto the princely sum of €20,000 for their fans aiming monkey chants at Mario Balotelli not so very long ago – roughly half the even princely-er sum they charged Arsene Wenger (let alone the three-game ban) for having the nerve to question a few refereeing decisions.
What we have here is a leaked file, a top secret UEFA document: their utterly ridiculous disciplinary code and all corresponding fines…
Truly outstanding work from Arseblog. We sincerely hope to high heaven that it’s a spoof, but the sad fact of the matter is that we’re not 100% certain.