By Chris Wright
Just three dashing young fellas enjoying one another’s company in a hot tub…
Something about the finger just seems so ominous, though not quite as ominous as Frimpong’s accompanying Tweet: “Dench Party at my house, who’s coming?”
I’ve got absolutely no idea what a ‘Dench Party’ is (will Dame Judy be there?) but, either way, I’ll pass thank you Emmanuel.
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Thats a very small finger.
He left part of it behind somewhere in Jack Wilshere.
#2 – are they picking snails out of their shells with sticks? Not a twig stick, a erm, you know. One of them sticks. Cocktail! A long cocktail stick. Probably called a snail stick.
How the hell have I posted that onthe wrong bleeding page?
Even in a social setting, Carl Jenkinson looks way out of his depth.
@ Chris HAHAHA!
Y’all Jelly cos u aint got a hot tub @ home Lol
Something about Jenkinson’s face made me think of that old saturday night live sketch. The Czech brothers one with Steve Martin and Dan Ankroyd ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jH9sAENQNV8 )
Let’s face it, not telling anything new here: the arse is gay – VERY gay.
Frimpong (what a kinky-ass name, btw) meantersay: STENCH Party.Duh!
That’s one small finger that Frimpong has.
Soft with the ladies, hard with the men innit.