By Chris Wright
Upon hearing the news that Robin van Persie, just like Cesc Fabregas before him, has tired of the ‘Arsenal burden’ and would like to toddle off somewhere where less is expected of him and far more money is shoveled into his bank account every week – Arsenal’s shame, Piers Morgan, flew into a heaving, sweaty, ruddy-faced rage, wiped the gelatin off his trotters and got to work voicing his dumb ire at RVP, Arsenal and their ‘second rate, unambitious’ board on Twitter last night.
It went on and on, but the payoff (courtesy of a chap called @chrismax85) makes it all worthwhile…
He went there! He played the Heskey card! There’s really no coming back from that.
While we’re on the subject, was anyone out there seriously surprised by RVP’s little announcement yesterday? If so, please share.