Piers Morgan Goes Into Sweaty Twitter Meltdown Over Robin Van Persie

Chris Wright

5th, July 2012

6 Comments

By Chris Wright

Upon hearing the news that Robin van Persie, just like Cesc Fabregas before him, has tired of the ‘Arsenal burden’ and would like to toddle off somewhere where less is expected of him and far more money is shoveled into his bank account every week – Arsenal’s shame, Piers Morgan, flew into a heaving, sweaty, ruddy-faced rage, wiped the gelatin off his trotters and got to work voicing his dumb ire at RVP, Arsenal and their ‘second rate, unambitious’ board on Twitter last night.

It went on and on, but the payoff (courtesy of a chap called @chrismax85) makes it all worthwhile…

He went there! He played the Heskey card! There’s really no coming back from that.

While we’re on the subject, was anyone out there seriously surprised by RVP’s little announcement yesterday? If so, please share.

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6 Comments

  1. Flyer says:

    Can I just say if there was any doubt he was a prize prick before today, that doubt has been removed.

    What an embarrassment.

  2. plops says:

    As I get older I find myself hating pointless celebrities less and less. I just don’t care, I change the channel. But Piers cunting Morgan towers over all. An awful, awful man. I would love it, LOVE IT if he got rogered over the phone hacking business. The best thing Jeremy Clarkson ever did was punch Morgan.

    Watch him on Have I Got News For You on Youtube, it’s excellent. He gets destroyed, continually.

  3. SwissMafia says:

    How anyone still responds to his nonsense and constant search for attention is beyond me. And that starts with the likes of Gary Neville and Michael Owen who constantly play his little games..

  4. Puma says:

    Has anyone tried to look at it this way, this is a job, just like any one that you and me work at. Eventually you are going to leave, whether it’s for more money, can’t stand your co-workers, better opportunity, whatever…

    Why is a footballer treated differently?

  5. garza says:

    And I thought the fangirl meltdown was bad.

  6. GG says:

    I wish this website had a ‘morgan off’ button so I don’t get stories about this pointless troll

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