By Chris Wright
Complete with 100% accurate Rotterdam accent, here’s a dramatic reconstruction of the crisis talks which have been cracking off between Arsene Wenger and Robin van Persie over the past few weeks…
(Warning: There’s a bit of fruity language in this one, so turn the speakers down if you happen to work in a monastery, etc)
Probably not a million miles wide of the mark.
(Via @Tomgunn)