Snapshot: Arsenal’s Andre Santos On Front Page Of Sun Over Alleged High-Speed Police Car Chase

Alan Duffy

21st, August 2012


By Alan Duffy

A late-night addition to Pies’ this, but tomorrow’s (Wednesday) Sun features Arsenal’s Brazilian left-back on the front-page, reporting that the star was involved in a car chase with police.

Apparently, Santos could even end up going to prison.

Oh, and a quick note to his legal team – use the precedent set by John Terry and simply claim that you were only ‘sarcastically’ driving at 130mph.

More on this story to follow!


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  1. BenW says:

    If his car is anything like him it can go 130mph forwards but only 5mph going backwards.

  2. Allan says:

    im a horrible person, first thought when I seen he could go to jail was yes! Im an Arsenal fan and the guy is the worst left back when it comes to defending that I have ever seen. His favourite move is passing the ball across the face of his own goal.

    He seems a nice guy though, hope it all works out for him but then if he was doing what this suggests he does deserve to be punished.

  3. Chris says:

    Arsenal’s first three points of the season?

  4. jojo says:

    I thought he was being prosecuted for his criminal defending… the football gods work in mysterious ways.

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