By Chris Wright
All new signings need a chant; this one, we’re guessing, probably isn’t going to be Olivier Giroud’s calling card at the Emirates…
Two things: Firstly, we’re pretty sure it’s pronounced ‘Jeer-oo’ (which is by-the-by we suppose ) and secondly, the man is 6’4”, which blows the entire chant apart completely.
Actually, while we’re here – third thing: “He’ll make you go to the loo”? Que? Is this supposed to be a good thing? Is he more or less effective than Dulcolax?