‘Romford Pele’ Ray Parlour Tutors Lukas Podolski In Cockney Rhyming Slang (Video)
By Chris Wright
In which Arsenal striker and professional German Lukas Podolski hunkers down for ‘Cockney Rhyming Slang 101′ as taught by the ‘Romford Pele’ himself, Ray bleedin’ Parlour…
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Ray amusing referred to the ‘trouble & strife’. I wonder if he told Lukas about the bloody nose the ex Mrs Parlour gave him?
beans and toast
I hate the arsenal, but i love rhyming slang, so i decided to bite the bullet and have a butcher’s. i was not disappointed. but still, coys.
London slang is retarded
I thought this video tells a story of tutorials.