By Alan Duffy
Rumours are circulating throughout the Twittersphere and beyond that Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has made a mega-bid of £30million for Napoli hitman Edinson Cavani. All well and good, but surely the Frenchman would be better off spending that kind of money on a coat with zips that work? Or maybe velcro?
Wenger was at it again last night at the Emirates, struggling to zip his coat up as his side took on Swansea. See here for a previous zip-failure.
Forget a new striker, Wenger needs a reliable new coat of super super quality, and fast.