Comments on: Snapshot: Arsenal’s List Of Fines Includes £100 For Reading Newspapers In Dressing Room

By: OldNumber7Shirt

OldNumber7Shirt — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 11:51:58 +0000

Let me add, was it necessary to stipulate that the order is signed by Mr A. Wenger? Or is there some other high level managerial staff member also surnamed Wenger, so the first initial is warranted? “Oh, it just says P. Wenger, don’t mind that, Peter Wenger won’t do shite about my latent piss sample.”

By: Jarren

Jarren — Tue, 22 Jan 2013 06:50:52 +0000

Oh hold on, it IS just me.

Jesus I need some sleep.

By: Jarren

Jarren — Tue, 22 Jan 2013 06:49:16 +0000

I love the fact there’s only a fine if you don’t provide a piss sample for 2 consecutive weeks.

Is it just me or is that carte blanche to get totally off your tits twice a month?

By: Zam

Zam — Tue, 22 Jan 2013 00:52:38 +0000

Perhaps the fines go to Mertesacker’s charity foundation?!

” In 2006, the defender established the ‘Per-Mertesacker-Stiftung’, a charitable foundation that helps support amateur sportsmen and the poor.”

By: WHFM

WHFM — Mon, 21 Jan 2013 23:30:14 +0000

Mertesacker is Arsenal’s debt collector?

By: Vasko

Vasko — Mon, 21 Jan 2013 21:50:01 +0000

So what’s Per gonna do if someone tries to run away from him?

By: Ty

Ty — Mon, 21 Jan 2013 20:29:48 +0000

Surely the “wrong kit on match day” can be removed now that Arshavin is out on loan.

By: Jamie

Jamie — Mon, 21 Jan 2013 19:02:54 +0000

Why does Mertesacker get the money?

By: Chris

Chris — Mon, 21 Jan 2013 17:12:16 +0000

@Nuno: Oops. Tired typo there!

By: Nuno

Nuno — Mon, 21 Jan 2013 17:04:59 +0000

This seems to be only to the First Team, so it’s like 50 cents fines to us “mortals”. And as far as I can read, the newspaper fine is ‘only’ £100, not 500