Lukas Podolski Outed As Ringleader Of Illegal German Soup And Sausage Smuggling Ring At Arsenal’s Training HQ (Video)

Chris Wright

14th, December 2013

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By Chris Wright

During a BT Sport interview with Arsenal’s three Germans – Lukas Poldolski, Per Mertesacker and Mesut ‘Tightlips’ Ozil – journalist Raphael Honigstein both stumbled upon and outed a clandestine soup and sausage smuggling operation in the cafeteria at London Colney, with ringleader Podolski admitting that he’s placed a man on the inside (a compliant German chef) to help the trio smuggle illegal German soups, sausages and kebabs behind Arsene Wenger’s back…

We’re through the looking glass here, people.

(Video: BT Sport)

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