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Top 10 Andrey Arshavin Facts: Women’s Football Is A Joke, And Other Sexist Gems

By Ollie Irish

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Arsenal’s Russian Meerkat is so bored in London, he actually takes time out to personally answer questions posed by fans on his official website. Some of his answers are awesome. For example:

Reader: “Andrey, have you watched ‘The Lost’?”
Arshavin: “No”

Genius.

Here are our Top 10 Andrey Quotes, from the mouth of the great man himself:

1. “When girls like football, I think it’s ok. But I think that the level of women’s football is too low to take it seriously.”

2. “My three favorite colors: red, black and white.”

3. “I rarely eat breakfast. But if I’m to choose, I’d prefer pancakes, moreover, Julia [his wife] is very good at cooking them.”

4. “I do not smoke and I don’t approve of smoking especially by women.”

5. “My grandmother used to teach me that it’s bad manners to invite yourself to somebody’s house.” [After a fan invited himself to Andrey's house]

6. “I’ve been stung once in my behind by a bee.”

7. “I’ve never taken any autograph for myself. Sometimes I ask my team mates to sign something for somebody. What do I think about it? To be honest, I do not understand what people need it for.”

8. “Somehow I feel that we won’t go to Scotland even after my career is over.” [Andrey has no desire to take his family to Scotland]

9. “I recorded a single two years ago. ‘The football of my childhood’ is a nice song about a boy with a dream of becoming a professional footballer.”

10. “I don’t drink coffee at all.”

What a guy.

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By Ollie on March 9th, 2010 in Arsenal, Featured, Funnies, Top 10s & lists. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.
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10 Responses to “Top 10 Andrey Arshavin Facts: Women’s Football Is A Joke, And Other Sexist Gems”

  1. bima says:

    brilliant!

  2. arseman says:

    Re:#10…. the question was even funnier!

  3. rocknrolla says:

    top stuff, whoever said russians were thick and boring was dead wrong

  4. KC says:

    In Soviet Russia, coffee drinks you…..

  5. Carlito says:

    This fella is a pure legend. He’s correct on so many levels.

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  9. Evie Fischer - Harrison says:

    SEXIST PIG!!!

  10. Thomas says:

    From veizel
    Hi, Andrey! I am 13 years old and I began to play football 2 years ago.
    Do you think I’ll be able to become a professional footballer?

    Arshavin: I do not know.

    Hahahahahahahaha awesome.

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