Football Vine: Paul Merson Reckons Arsenal Are ‘One GILLION Miles’ Away From Winning The League

Chris Wright

17th, September 2014

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By Chris Wright

In which Sky Sports’ “expert” “pundit” Paul Merson continues his one-man crusade to wrestle the English language into submission by using his one remaining synapse to barf out his assessment of Arsenal’s title credentials having watched them go down 2-0 in Dortmund last night…

ONE GILLION MILES, you say? Bloody Nora!

Someone better tell Arsene…and the British Mathematical Society.