Olivier Giroud Is Officially (Well, Sort Of) The Hottest Player In The Premier League

Chris Wright

11th, February 2015

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By Chris Wright

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With Valentines Day creeping up on us, an expert panel of 250 American women have compiled a list of the 300 hottest players in the Premier League, with Arsenal striker Olivier Giroud and his flawless bone structure coming out on top.

Sunderland’s aesthetically-pleasing defender Santiago Vergini came in second place in the poll, with Leicester City’s Matty James taking the bronze medal position.

Like the gent that he is, Giroud made sure to thank his entire entourage (including his waxer and his buttocks/botox technician) in his acceptance speech…

Elsewhere, the 250 American women in question ascertained that Burnley currently have the best-looking Premier League squad overall, with Liverpool second, Arsenal third and Stoke fourth.

At the other end of the table, Newcastle, Swansea and West Brom boast the least attractive squads respectively, with the panel deeming Joleon Lescott, Gerhard Tremmell and Sadio Mané to be the three least attractive players in the top flight.

Ouch.

Hot XI: Ben Foster, Santiago Vergini, Jason Shackell, Erik Pieters, Paul Konchesky, Jesus Navas, Morgan Schneiderlin, Matty James, Nacer Chadli, Charlie Austin, Olivier Giroud.

Not Hot XI: Gerhard Tremmel, Ritchie De Laet, James Collins, Joleon Lescott, Aly Cissokho, Angel Di Maria, Cheick Tiote, Stephen Quinn, Saido Mane, Mario Balotelli, Marouane Chamakh.

As per the research (and we use that word incredibly loosely), some of the other more interesting observations made include the fact that divorcees love Danny Ings, widowers don’t like the look of Aly Cissokho and that women with the lowest education levels find Paul Konchesky attractive.

Oh deat. Poor Paul.