10 possible reasons for William Gallas’ sit-in protest

Ollie Irish

27th, February 2008

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Pies analyses possible reasons why Arsenal captain William Gallas chose to hold a sit down protest in the centre circle after the draw with Birmingham at the weekend.
1 Laziness
It could just be that he was worn out after the match
2 World peace
An old favourite. Lennon may play for Spurs, but Willie Gallas can still do his bit.
3 Campaign for comfier football pitches
Gallas raises awareness that Premier League football pitches are not very comfortable to sit on. Maybe more players would enjoy a nice sit down at full-time if the pitches were more cushioned.


4 He is sponsored by Germoloids
Not even sitting on wet football pitches affects my piles .”
5 Climate change
Every other

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