By Chris Wright
Exhibit A: Attempted head-first sliding tackle. NOT the work of a brilliant mind.
Drink in these quotes from Arsenal non-entity Denilson , drink them deep, then savour them like a beautiful milkshake:
“I think we can win the Carling Cup this season, and I want to win it this season because for five or six years we haven’t won any trophies, but now we are a