Snapshot: Arsenal Open New Medical Centre As Injury Crisis Deepens

Alan Duffy

18th, October 2011


By Alan Duffy

Arsenal seem to pick up more injuries than a team at the Geriatric Twister World Championships. Currently tucked up in their sick-beds are Thomas Vermaelen, Jack Wilshere, Abou Diaby and Bacary Sagna amongst others. However, in order to make more room for the Gunners’ sick and infirm, the club have extended their medical facilities.

If you want to see a report on the Arsenal website about the actual new medical centre, then click here – and watch out for physio Colin Lewin’s eyes. The ‘Harold Shipman of the Premier League’ looks mighty shifty in my opinion.

Posted in Arsenal, Injuries

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  1. and what says:

    quite poor taste with the photo mate

  2. Joe says:

    I hear the cholera epidemic has hit them pretty hard but apparently their new staff doctor is bringing in a whole cartload of leeches so hopefully it’ll sort itself out soon.

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