Robbie Keane Has The Bejesus Scared Out Of Him At First Villa Press Conference (Photos)

Chris Wright

12th, January 2012


By Chris Wright

“Hello everyone, I’m Robbie: Football’s undisputed King of Craic and B-B-B-B-BANTZ! Good to see you all again. It’s been a while, so it has!”

“Roight. Let’s get this shitstorm started shall we? Any questions?”

“Hi Robbie, over here. Quick question…”

“Yes, you. You wid the face like a bulldog licking piss of a thistle…”

“Thanks. Robbie, are you aware of the rumours that Liverpool are still in with a chance of pipping Villa to your signature?”



“But…but…I hated it there…”

“Maybe I could crash the car on the way up, make it look like an accident…”



“…only joking!”

“Are you kidding? Did you just…?”

“Hahahaha!!!! BAAAAAANTZ!!! Lolololololol!! You salty bastard!!!”

“Seriously though?”

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