By Chris Wright
With that in mind, here’s exactly what each and every member of Aston Villa’s first-team squad and staff would look like were they to be burnished with the impressive salt-and-pepper facial furniture of their assistant manager, Roy Keane…
Glad to be of service!
Or moreover, @GarethRDR is glad to be of service – for this be his impressive handiwork!
“Stick it up yer bollocks!”