I sure did. JT’s beautiful goalmouth tantrum at Villa Park on Saturday is one of my personal highlights of the season so far.
In the words of the great Don Logan: “No. No no no no no no no no no! No! No no no no no no no no no no no no no! No! Not this fucking time! No fucking way! No fucking way, no fucking way, no fucking way! You’ve made me look a right cunt!”
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Why are you swearing? I’m not swearing.
Honeyball, is that you!!?
Mock him if you must but I wonder if you could come anywhere close to his calibre. He has adrenaline and passion and caring. Good to know you are so calm in your own life.
Mock him if you must but I wonder if you could come anywhere close to his calibre. He has adrenaline and passion and caring. How dare he! Doubtless you are the epitomy of calm and serenity in your own life.
It’s “epitome”. Nothing makes you look quite so foolish as spelling a sophisticated word incorrectly. I come close to his calibre. In fact, I should play in the Premier League.
Anyway, at least Terry maintained good form on the kick.
English is not actually my first language. I don’t feel foolish at all. You are hell of a guy and I want be like you when I grow up. I am 9 now.
I have a brain tumour in my speech centre. I don’t feel foolish. Perhaps you could replace Calvlaho if he has another shocker like Saturday.We would love to have you.
Unfortunately, my charming personality and frighteningly good looks might make me the apple of both Frankie and John’s eyes, and I would hate to cause some sort of bizarre Chelsea love triangle when they’re trying to focus on winning the title.
I think Frank has lost John to Carlo… so you would be safe from triangles.
i saw that too thought it was funny
Of course it is Ollie!
Big fan of your work.