• 10 Great Premiership Goals July 25th, 2006 Miscellaneous

    I’m getting far too excited thinking about the amazing goals that are going to be scored next season. So to celebrate this, here’s a vid to get your whistle wetter than wet. Mof Gimmers

  • Money! It’s ruining football apparently July 25th, 2006 Miscellaneous

    So, with Chelski’s cash card being flashed around to melting point again (about £50 million and counting), all and sundry are crying and weeping on street corners, claiming that the end of football is nigh. Fans are also being priced out of the game, and players are becoming spoiled little oiks. Is that really true?

  • Rumour Tuesday July 24th, 2006 Bolton Wanderers

    One of the most surprising bits of gossip today is the apparently successful £2.5million bid for Juan Pablo Sorin by Bolton. However, Pompey and Inter are still in the hunt for the Argentina skipper. Glenn Roeder is hopeful of signing German hitman Miroslav Klose, but fears their lack of European football next season will put […]

  • Cleveland Browns’ owner Randy Lerner linked with Aston Villa July 24th, 2006 Aston Villa

    Aston Villa, who are the biggest joke in football at present, are hopefully going to be even more amusing to all now. When Doug Ellis returns from his holiday, he’ll find an offer from the tremendously named Randy Lerner. When Randy isn’t being laughed at over his name, he’s the stupidly wealthy owner of the […]