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It’s Not Easy Being Green

Money’s Too Tight To Mention

Midfielder On The Mend

Everybody Loves Craig

Return Of The Mac?

Three substitutes score three goals. One for the statos…

On a brighter note, England ARE better than Slovenia…

World Cup photos – Ghana march on and the USA trudge home… Let’s bomb Ghanania!

Uruguay are the first team into the quarter-finals…

What is Ronaldo trying to do to Gilberto?

England train for the Germany match in South Africa…

Because dogs know music…

England expects the Germans to be Nazis. Only…

Fabio Capello is the last Italian in the World Cup. And right now, according to our swingometer, he’s 81% English…

Right now Fabio Capello is 81% English and pretty FAB-io…

Gazza’s tears. Nobby’s dance. Waddle’s rocket launcher. Southgate’s pizza advert. All life is here…

Will the US go on to win the World Cup? And if they do what will happen to it?…

Who’s up next? Germany. Bring ‘em on. The penalty spot awaits…

Into the final 16 go Uruguay, South Korea, Mexico and Argentina. Do England deserve to be among them?…

Here are the pick of the news and views: featuring a druid; a curse; Steven Gerrard’s fear; FAB-io or CRAP-ello; Beckenbauer backs England; Wimbledon bans England; the WAG bag; and travel agents are traitors…

After John Terry’s grandstanding and divisive bid to be England’s player–manager – picking the team on the availability of players’ wives and girlfriends, allegedly? – another press conference…

Spain v Honduras proved that there are easy games in the World Cup – as if any further proof were needed after Portugal sent North Korea’s valiant players back to the demarcation zone ‘Sea of Mines’ with 7-0 thumping…

What would you give up to see England progress in the World Cup? John Terry gave up shagging his best mate’s girlfriend, allegedly… What about you?

Communism wins – again…