WAG Index: Melissa Satta – Gorgeous Italian Model That Gave Kevin-Prince Boateng A Sex Injury (Photos)
By WAG Watcher
Footballers don’t half have it hard (nudge, nudge). Kevin-Prince Boateng has had an injury-blighted season in Serie A so far, making only 11 starts to date, and is currently a doubt for AC Milan’s Champions League tie with Arsenal next Tuesday after suffering a thigh strain last week.
The reason? Well, according to his girlfriend – stunning Italian model and television presenter (aren’t they all?) Melissa Satta – it’s because they have lots and lots of lovely sexy sex.
Satta told Vanity Fair:
“The reason why Boateng is always injured is because we have sex 7-10 times a week.
“I hate foreplay, I want to get straight to the point. My favourite position is on top so I can take control.”
Yep, KP is knackered because he suffers the ignominy of having to hump this incredibly beautiful arrangement of DNA ‘around 7 to 10 times’ a week…
The poor lamb.
But wait! There’s more! Here’s an insightful video of the delightful Ms. Satta getting her nudey rudey parts body-painted for the Sports Illustrated spread featured in the gallery…
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Dear God,
thank you again for giving me absolutely no footballing talent, and spreading it around to brainless idiots like Boateng who get to have intimate relations with this sort of girl 7 to 10 times a week, while people like me endure long dry spells studying for their Master’s degrees so they could work for a sixteenth portion of an average footballer’s salary…
Sincerely yours,
Lukass
Lukass,
live your life with media following you everywhere and skanks (though undeniably hot) trying to get as much media attention and money off you as they can, thus meaning you’ll never have a decent relationship. Or still having easily enough money to get by and a chance of not being 35 and realising the best years of your life are already well behind you.
She’s an American-born Italian. So she’s Italian-American !!
Probably the best one you guys have posted. At least her tits are real.
Archbishop,
I know it can get really tough for footballers sometimes, but Christ, if they really are decent chaps(which I know it can be tough to ask), if they do get their priorities straight in life, I think they actually CAN have a nice life, relationship, etc… It only so happens that a lot of them are half-literate dimwits with no desire/will to be the role models society demands them to be… I don’t think someone whose everyday life consists of going down into a mine shaft or anyone who does a very important yet hard job would mind exchanging that for a footballer’s life at least for a day, what with all the media and the skanks around…
I agree with both of you Lukass and Archibishop—there are plenty of pro footballers that lead seemingly regular lives. It’s only when you are on the very top that you are scrutinized. If you take playing like a career and are a proper person then all is well.
With that said, I’d take being a professional player over anything in the world. I already eat, sleep, live footy…would love to be able to play as a career. Hell, even 3rd division or MLS :P
the stressful life of a wag…why doesnt a huge magazine pay me a ton of money to talk about my sex life??
It ain’t your beauty is your booty!!!!!;;;;;; Mike Epps voice
Tottenham reject!!
sex is part of our basic needs,so he is also human
Good luck to him. Not even remotely jealous…
maybe u are a demon under cover…………….witch
Since she’s a coalburner, she surealy has a huge collection of STDs
How about you lot stop getting jealous, keyboard jockeying and labelling women as skanks and instead do something useful with your life – maybe the babes will be interested in you then
only 7-10 times a week what whimps. i’d be doing her 7-10 times a day