Crystal Palace Plug Season Tickets With Cheerleaders Dancing To ‘Call Me Maybe’ In Bikinis (Video)
By Chris Wright
Over the years, football clubs have attempted a number of ways to help shift season tickets. We’ve seen suicidal koala bears, sperm banks infested by zombie lesbians from the future, fans laying huge eggs – actually, they were all Getafe – but Crystal Palace have furrowed an altogether more traditional path this season – by getting their in-house cheerleading troupe (The Crystals) to strip down to their bikinis and mime along to that infernal ‘Call Me Maybe’ song that’s been playing on repeat in everyone’s inner ears since March…
The “We’re just going to throw a water bomb at your left tit” scene was a work of cinematic genius. I can’t remember what they were selling, but I’ll take three.
It also says here that if you renew your Palace season ticket by tomorrow over on the club’s official website, you could win one of five bikinis as worn by The Crystals in this ‘ere video! How deeply unsanitary.
(Thanks to @FYPFanzine for the tip-off!)
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Crystal Palace are surely favourites for promotion judging by these new signings.
Anyone else besides me tried ringing the brunette’s number at 0:58?
It would have been so easy to make that look cheap but it was a thing of beauty…. look at me, I have a tear in my eye.
Here are the Miami Dolphin cheerleaders doing a similar thing incase you wanted to uh…compare and contrast:
http://youtu.be/FIfbghHdG1s
Those aliens look weird….
All of a sudden I have a great love for Crystal Palace and this song.
dolphins cheerleaders > this.
just sayin
So how is Getafe promoting season tickets this year, anyway?
I’m trying every screenshot and pause technique I know to get the phone number at 0:58
Oh my God…
…half expected to see some ancient Irish groundsman wandering into shot in the background.
07446585242?
This is for the Brighton fans ….. Maybe not
@Diamanti Try putting it on 720p HD then hitting pause & full screen. Sorted, not that I’ve tried or anything.
I was getting into this until I noticed one of them was wearing braces. Now I’m pretty sure I’m going to prison.
07446585241?
@Australien, yeh i tried. didnt pic up, quite rude really.
07446585242
Yes, yes , yes , definatly , sell a kidney, yes , yes , Jesus fucking Christ yes , I want to marry all of them and I don’t care if it’s illegal
Where to start…..
‘They have to be English, if they were American they would have fake tits’
…but they CAN’T be English….there are no good looking English girls…
…
…I forgot the ;)
total rip off of the miami dolphins cheerleaders. unoriginal and not even a quarter as hot.
Completely agree with jon. Miami Dolphins video >>>>>>> this junk
@jon – How is this a rip off? The miami dolphins cheerleaders are not even at a stadium!
Now, I’m not saying they aren’t hotter but I’ve never seen so much make-up at a pool!
For the ones who tried the number http://youtu.be/FVqkCexCGLI
Sorry, what team?
I was watching the video without sound.
HEY, maybe I’m deaf yeah?
Okay, no.
When you have a singing voice that poor and still decide to use it you should have your tongue cut off.
Manchester United will always be number 1 but Crystal Palace has a place in my heart for ever
HOW CAN PEOPLE EVEN NEGATIVELY COMMENT ON THIS!? Im still in awe
The real question here is wtf are Crystal Palace having cheerleaders for?
I get that it’s a part of eggball, a sport so boring and with so little action that you have to have other distractions to keep people around.
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