By Chris Wright
Over the years, football clubs have attempted a number of ways to help shift season tickets. We’ve seen suicidal koala bears, sperm banks infested by zombie lesbians from the future, fans laying huge eggs – actually, they were all Getafe – but Crystal Palace have furrowed an altogether more traditional path this season – by getting their in-house cheerleading troupe (The Crystals) to strip down to their bikinis and mime along to that infernal ‘Call Me Maybe’ song that’s been playing on repeat in everyone’s inner ears since March…
The “We’re just going to throw a water bomb at your left tit” scene was a work of cinematic genius. I can’t remember what they were selling, but I’ll take three.
It also says here that if you renew your Palace season ticket by tomorrow over on the club’s official website, you could win one of five bikinis as worn by The Crystals in this ‘ere video! How deeply unsanitary.
(Thanks to @FYPFanzine for the tip-off!)