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Spanish Pornstar Hopes Naff Music Video Will Get Former Barcelona President Joan Laporta Re-Elected (Video)

By Chris Wright

Word on the wind is that former Barcelona president Joan Laporta, now a member of the Catalan parliament, is angling for re-election after being succeeded by Sandro Rosell a couple of years ago – and one woman is doing her damnedest to make it happen, that woman being Spanish porn star Maria Lapiedra.

Lapiedra, who, incidentally, is currently rumoured to be dating Laporta, has produced a music video for a touching little ballad called ‘Laporta, Mi Hombre’ (Laporta, My Man), which features productions values so high they’ll probably give you diabetes – including some of the worst choreography committed to video since Eurotrash went off the air…

Here’s the stirring lyrics, as shoddily translated from the Youtube video:

“LAPORTA, MAN LAAAAAA LA LA LA, LA LA LA laaaaa LAAA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA laaaa BY THE TA! The man who brought glory and honor and victory, prestige and value. The man who brought Guardiola, A Abi, to Dinho, Deco and Eto’o. 

“The man who punched the White House with that 6-2 The man who my bed moved, Fury Catalan manhood and love. the man who points out the club, Visca Catalunya, Laporta and me.LAAAAAA LA LA LA, LA LA LA laaaaa LAAA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA laaaa BY THE TA! 

“The man who brought 6 cups and ball point instilling fear ..The man who wakes up early in the morning drenched in sweat Roncero. A man of style and ways to become dairy yoghurt. The man who moved my bed, Fury Catalan manhood and love. 

“The man who points out the club, Visca Catalunya, Laporta and me. LAAAAAA LA LA LA, LA LA LA laaaaa LAAA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA laaaa BY THE TA!”

A man with ways to become dairy yoghurt? How very intriguing.

Video: Dirty Tackle

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By Chris on July 19th, 2012 in Barcelona, FAIL, Songs & Chants, Videos, WAGs & Babes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.
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6 Responses to “Spanish Pornstar Hopes Naff Music Video Will Get Former Barcelona President Joan Laporta Re-Elected (Video)”

  1. Iván Rocha says:

    It’s very easy to explain if you’re Spanish. Anyway, I prefer your version.

  2. plops says:

    Might be worth a wank later.

  3. Neil says:

    Torture, and no, she doesn’t get them out.

  4. Terry Shedingham says:

    @Neil
    There’s nothing stopping you from Googling her name

  5. Dick Dock says:

    I think you’re being harsh – she’s a very good actress. Check out her films – very talented with sausages I understand

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