Victoria Beckham flops as American Idol judge
Ollie Irish
A few of the reviews on Victoria Beckham’s debut as a judge on American Idol. Not good reading for ex-Posh Spice…
“Most of La Beckham’s comments were bland and unimaginative and she watched proceedings with the demeanour of a cat showing off its poise.” [Mirror]
“Beckham-Spice appears to have cracked open her head, because it seemed to be held together with a strip of lace she found in her granny’s closet. The other Idol judges politely pretended not to notice.” [Washington Post]
“Victoria Beckham’s showing does not bode well for the guest-judge format we’re stuck with… On paper, Posh Spice – briefly famous for her music in the ’90s, then famous for other things since then – is a Paula [Abdul] equivalent. But her main contribution was to anyone playing a drinking game based on the number of times she could use the adjective ‘nice’.” [Time]
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“She was really no more than wallpaper and added very little interesting commentary.” [Seattle Times]
“Victoria Beckham does look sharp, if rather Jackie O. Barbie, tonight in a trim red suit. But her face is just too crazy for the close-up, and she has nothing to add to the commentary. I always thought a British accent made people sound smart but I guess I was wrong.” [Village Voice]
“Victoria Beckham [looked] like a runaway CGI character from ‘Antz’” [LA Times]
I didn’t think it was possible for Vic’s TV career to be worse than her solo music career. Seems I was wrong. Not only is she freaky to look at, but she has nothing of interest to say – a deadly combination.
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Victoria Beckham transcends all international borders and boundaries cos she he perceived as annoying and utter crap wherever she goes!
give the girl a break its her first time ever to do some thing like this every 1 see’s the bad side of her shes a great mum and has a body we all want. thats why we bitch so much lets not criticicse see how she get on!!
A body we all want? Maybe if you want to look like an crash test dummy that had an unfortunate accident with a planer in woodshop. But count me out.
I have in all my years never ever seen a more despised celeb! A greedy woman who feels the relentless need to release the itinerary/inventory of her obscenely vulgar shopping trips so she can tell a recession hit world what she bought, where she bought it and how much it cost.
the 64 million dollar question has to be what the gorgeous David Beckham sees in this seriously plain looking woman?? enlighten me, please.
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lets hope she stays in america!
Christ, hits must be low. Is this what pies has been reduced to?
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victoria beckham is without doubt the most irritating woman ever to be given breath, she is also the most irritating and hated woman in the United Kingdom.