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Scoring In Extra-Time: Bored Couple Caught Having Sex On The Pitch After Brondby’s 0-0 Draw Against Randers (Photo)

By Chris Wright

As Manchester United and Chelsea so consummately proved at Old Trafford last night, goalless draws can be infuriatingly frustrating for those forced to sit through the tedium, and we can only imagine the 0-0 snoregasm between Brondby and Randers in the Danish Superliga on Sunday evening was even less entertaining.

Indeed, it seems the Brondby-Randers game was so dull that one particularly bored couple decided they had no other option than to have sex in the middle of the pitch immediately after the final whistle in the desperate hope of livening up their night a bit.

Apparently, the exhibitionists snuck out onto the turf after the rest of the fans had left the stadium, whipped off their clothes and began copulating in the middle of the pitch in full view of Brondby’s press officer Mikkel Davidsen – who dutifully took the photo you see below and posted it straight onto Twitter before the club’s security officer interrupted the post-game show and threw the pair out of the stadium.

The photographic evidence is below, though it may be a little too NSFW-ish for some people’s tastes – especially if you happen to work in a nunnery or a primary school, etc…

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Looks like an average night in Scandinavia to us!

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By Chris on August 27th, 2013 in Funnies, Newsnow, WAGs & Babes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.
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7 Responses to “Scoring In Extra-Time: Bored Couple Caught Having Sex On The Pitch After Brondby’s 0-0 Draw Against Randers (Photo)”

  1. Inno says:

    Surely this calls for the Mick McCarthy “One in the hole” gif? :D

  2. porcelain sandwich says:

    I can’t believe that’s too NSFW-ish for absolutely anyone. I really can’t tell what’s what in that picture.

  3. Jarren says:

    @Inno: Haha, perfect!

  4. Neil says:

    higher res, larger picture please.

  5. Ben says:

    Well, at least SOMEONE scored.

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