By Ollie Irish
Aye, tis a fairly slow news day here on Planet Football, so we are left with some rather trashy pics (though not too trashy to publish, ahem) of Matt Le Tissier and a couple of bimbos – one of whom is an ex-Big Brother ‘star’ – plugging a binocular football match for cable TV channel Viva. Desperate times, folks. The World Cup can’t begin soon enough.
Anyway, nothing can match the power of the original binocular football: