The Stupendous Supermodel World Cup 2010: Netherlands (Doutzen Kroes) v Denmark (Helena Christensen)
By Herman Miller
Replacing football teams with ridonkulously hot women is one way of making the 2010 World Cup more fun. So in addition to our coverage of what happens on the pitch in South Africa, that’s exactly what Pies is going to do over the coming weeks… You’re welcome.
Here’s our first fixture in Group E, between Netherlands and Denmark. Another tough one to call, methinks.
Who wins? Do your research then vote. Away you go (lots of nudity in the Helena Christensen Denmark gallery, in case your boss is passing by)…
Netherlands:
Denmark:
Vote!
Previously… (you can still vote on these, until the end of the first batch of group games)
South Africa v Mexico, Group A
Uruguay v France, Group A
South Korea v Greece, Group B
Argentina v Nigeria, Group B
England v USA, Group C
Algeria v Slovenia, Group C
Serbia v Ghana, Group D
Germany v Australia, Group D
Do Arsenal Artificially Enhance The Emirates Atmosphere? – OTP
Big Cup Bullshit – The FCF
Guess UEFA Cup Finalists From Their Shirt – Three Match Ban
20 Damning Steve Kean Quotes – Mirror Football
'Abandon All Hope…' – Sunshine Room
Leaked Blackburn Letter Shows Extent Of Turmoil – EPL Talk
Genius Who Couldn't Exist Today: Dragan Stojkovic – LBITCR
German Philosopher Reflects On Jose Mourinho – Futfanatico
Rule Changes That Could Hand Title To Man Utd – FourFourTwo
Welcome To Posh – Danny Last for IBWM
The second Holland picture won my vote!
Doutzen I love you please marry me! but Helena was hot as shit back in her prime years and is the hottest Danish woman I’ve ever seen.
Helena has a great body, but it’s too bad she looks like a zombie in all of these pictures.
You’ve picked the wrong one to represent Denmark. Should have chosen Malene Espensen :D
I saw plenty of much better looking Danes just walking down the street in Copenhagen! Unfortunately I was with the missus, so couldn’t get any names for you…
@Pigeon
Not only does she look like a porn whore, she doesn’t hold to a torch to a 21 yr old Helena. Helena was made for the covers of Vogue and ELLE while this Malene chick would feel right at home in the Playboy(where she’s apparently already been in) or a triple X movie.
Go, Denmark! :))
@Pigeon is either a girl or a real flammer! She is hot as hell. I would hardly call her a whore – it’s not like her legs are spread – although I wouldn’t mind if they were. Porn whore yah your a fat pig or a gay fat pig! Jealous much!
Doutzen Kroes looks like denise richards