Flamengo Goalkeeper Bruno Charged With Horrific Murder Of Ex-Girlfriend
By Ollie Irish
You can read too much Thomas Harris…
Police in Sao Paulo have charged suspended Flamengo keeper Bruno with the grisly murder of his ex-girlfriend. Eight of Bruno’s friends and family members have also been charged in the killing of 25-year-old model Elizio Samudio (pictured above in various degrees of skank), who disappeared in June 2010.
“Bruno is the intellectual mastermind and material author of the crime,” Edson Moreira, the lead investigator on the case, said on Friday. “He actively participated in the execution of the crime.”
The police claim Bruno (pictured) organised a group of his friends and family members to kidnap Samudio and her baby – who the victim claimed was fathered by Bruno; he wanted Samudio to get an abortion, apparently – to his home, where they said she was held hostage and then strangled to death. After she was killed, it’s claimed that her body was dismembered and fed to dogs, as Bruno sipped beers by his pool. What the dogs didn’t eat was buried under concrete. Yum.
Football needs more genuine psychos, so thanks to Bruno for joining that particular Hall of Infamy – we all know Stuart ‘Psycho’ Pearce would never feed anyone to his dogs. And suddenly Joey Barton doesn’t seem like such a bad guy.
Bruno perfects his “I’m shocked” look, for the trial that lies ahead:
(That’s Bruno not winning the award for best keeper in Brazil’s top league in 2009.)
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is this the guy who was shocked when he heard the news that he was not the best keeper?
The whole story is very shocking. According to his cousin, Bruno and his friends sat near the pool and drank some beers just after the murder.
Last week, the goalkeeper had his head shaved and burned the hair to avoid the DNA tests.
@haha yeah, that’s him.
what a cunt
@haha yes, it’s he.
@haha & leandro – this discussion is relevant to my interest, fill me in please
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Jano, here you go: http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/videos/37469/pies-classics-flamengo-keeper-bruno-gutted-to-miss-out-on-award.html
do you really have to call her a skank? the poor girl already got strangled and fed to a dog, can’t you at least leave her (admittedly questionable) taste in clothing alone?
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when is she going up in the wag index? too soon?
Most importantly, how soon is before we find the envelope opener at the awards ceremony in his dog’s stomach? Too soon?
Turns out she is actually a former porn star. So I guess that makes the skank comment completely out of line, no?