Larissa Riquelme Had A Nose Job! (With Photos)
By WAG Watcher
Stop the world, stop the press, stop what you’re doing because this is BIG. Bigger even than Peter Crouch’s slippers…
Thanks to an unethical plastic surgeon, we now know that Paraguay superfan/superbabe Larissa Riquelme has had… gulp… a nose job. We need to lie down for a minute.
The photographic evidence:
Pics via Momento 24
She didn’t really need a nose job. What she needed was an op to surgically remove her skank gene.
In other Larissa news, she’s set to star in a Mexican TV series, opposite none other than Mexico football legend Cuauhtemoc Blanco. He’ll be playing a fireman, she’ll be playing, er, a skank who can’t act.
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She also didn’t need a boob job, but whatever.
Do we really need updates on what’s happening to Larissa?
yeah I need it George, she’s my dream girl
You leave skanky larissa alone! And yes, Georgey boy, we do need updates!
We have a duty to report ALL Larissa news. It pays the bills. #integrity
It appears Ollie has it for Larissa
Well played Ollie, I too now have an unhealthy fascination with Senora Rquelme. Keep ‘em coming!
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Its too bad shes quite the whore or id definitely want to smash. . . .ok i still would
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hahaha, you guys keep slagging her off but you just cant seem to get over her.
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I’d snap all of your necks just to have five minutes alone with her.
Hey! I am ANGRY at your insult that she needs to remove her skank gene!!! That is OFFENSIVE and UNNECESSARY!!
… I like her skank gene (*hubbahubbahubba*). :b…