Soccer Babe Larissa Riquelme Wants A Korean Boyfriend (Not Really)
By WAG Watcher
Paraguay’s No. 1 skank fan, the incomparable Larissa Riquelme, has signed a deal with Couple.net, apparently in the hope of finding herself a single Korean man that “fits her criteria”. Hmmm.
Riquelme and Couple.net are to give single Korean men a chance to “woo her” (ahem) during a one-month period. How generous. Then Riquelme plans to come to Korea and have a real live date with her chosen man – afterwards she will eat him whole.
According to Couple.net, Riquelme got the idea from “a Korean friend”. Yeah, right – she couldn’t even place Korea on a world map. Transparent marketing gimmick ahoy! Don’t be fooled, men of Korea! Save yourselves before it’s too late.
Mo’ Larissa:
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Are you stalking this woman, Ollie?
5000 koreans in Paraguay… You never know
Bloody hell, more Larissa!
I’M KOREAN, LARISSA! I’M FRIGGIN KOREAN!!!!
…this is football news?
i foresee updates of whenever larissa takes a dump
she’s not a ‘soccer babe’
try ‘cheap tart’
Please, Ollie, enough is enough. No more Larissa.
Forget these fruity nancies, she’s hot. Keep posting as you please, Ollie.
Yeah she’s boiling hot, i wanna know what she’s at now and again.
But look at her left eye on the picture: it’s badly hurt, isn’t it ? Maybe her pimp got mad after this ‘korean’ contract: he must find a cover for the days she’ll spent in Asia. No easy shit, because the girl is soooo HOT
Awwww, the author’s upset and jealous that she likes Korean guys? Poor writer…