Cheryl Cole Sings About Ashley Cole Break-Up
By Ollie Irish
On her new album, Cheryl Cole sings a song called ‘Happy Tears’. Here are some of the brilliant lyrics:
I cried when I heard you were cheatin’
I cried when I said I was leavin’
I cut off my hair and painted my toes
I sold all the diamonds and burnt all your clothes
I cried when I slashed all your tyres
I cried when your suit hit the fire
Yes, the song is about her split from Ashley Cole, and no, Cheryl didn’t write the lyrics (which are, let’s be honest, f**king awful).
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She cried when she took my dong,
Said it was too wide n too long.
Article title: “Cheryl Cole Writes Very Bad Lyrics About Ashley Cole Break-Up”. First full sentence in article: “and no, Cheryl didn’t write the lyrics”. Nice one.
one of the few british chicks who’s genuinely fuckable. although she looks like a poorer version of eva longoria.
Wow, that is some deep shit, dude!
*facepalm*
tragic, truly shameful. what is wrong with the music biz?
Call her anything you wish but you all know thy she’s beautiful! She’s a genuine girl with a heart of gold and pretty classy, classy being something an Irish or American female will never have :)