By Ollie Irish
Me, here, in a French maid’s finishing school at three in the morning, with my reputation?
I favour two up front, innit
What’s happening here: Republic of Ireland manager Giovanni Trapattoni poses with two models during the announcement that mobile network provider 3 will sponsor the Irish team at the Aviva Stadium, Dublin.
What we’re all thinking: Trap is a dirty old man. (Of course, many old Italian dudes think it’s perfectly innocent behaviour to stare intently at a younger woman’s chest. Take Silvio Berlusconi for example.) Or, he’s just examining the 3 logo.