Rooney Hooker Jenny Thompson Receives ‘Shrek Threesome’ Birthday Cake
By Chris Wright
The £1,200-a-spin tart at the centre of the Wayne Rooney hooker scandal from last year, ‘Juici’ Jenny Thompson, is back in the rags this week after being presented with a ‘Shrek Threesome’ cake (complete with marzipan prostitutes) for her 22nd birthday.
According to The Sun, the cake was a reference to the time that Thompson took her friend Helen Wood along to one of her dalliances with Rooney – thus ‘fulfilling one of the footballer’s fantasies’.
Excuse me, a little bit of sick came up.
A guest at Thompson’s party apparently told the paper:
“Her face was a picture when she saw the cake. She couldn’t stop laughing. It was the highlight of the night and Jenny thought it was hilarious. It probably brought back a few memories.
“It’s a shame there were no footballers at the party – that would have been the icing on the cake (boom boom), but Jen had a great night. She looked amazing in a low-cut dress and had dyed her hair red for the occasion.”
The cake was the highlight you say? Sounds like an incredible night.
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what a scag.
Yep, classy through and through. Is Max Clifford anything to do with this at all?
it would have been a lot funnier had wayne gotten this cake for his birthday, a bit harsh, but a lot funnier
K P V – I’m beginning to forgive you. There. I. Said. It.
K P V – fuck off you fucking moron. Go back to fucking twitter, Y’ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
You’d think he would pay more for someone better looking.
That chick for £1200? NO WAY
vanbastensmilan- how could you! dont encourage this dickhead
KPV- fuck off cockring
hahaha wow , Vanbastensmilan, thanks man, Chimpo, and peter. Thanks for the attention. now focus on the article
enjoy ROOOOOOOOney!!!!! you little brother will cramp when you look at the chicken faraj!
She look nice. I’d do her, for sure. Wayne is a fine man, he has good taste.
keep it classy, hooker.