The Football WAG Index No.9: Katie Price (aka Jordan)
If you rifled through the bins outside any plastic surgeon’s practice, you’d probably find enough off-cuts to cobble together a woman that looks a lot like Katie Price. Which is a bitchy way of saying, just look at the state of Dwight Yorke’s ex:

















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lolz, that’s why I always said football can do wonders.
There is something oddly UNAPPEALING about her, especially picture 3.
yuk rougher than a robbers dog my god the sight of her and dwight yorke together eeyaker she was never a wag she is pig rough like posh
yous all have to take a look in the mirror & get a life & let her get on with hers!! dwight yorke what a father he has been to harvey katie has always been a good mum to her kids. we all make mistakes!! katie was far to nice for dwight yorke & shes not a bin!! jeoulsey gets yous no where!!! katie price is the best her & peter where so lovely togethr they where like barbie & ken.
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what a dog! a nigger lover too!
I gotta admit, she is beautiful even in this state of fakeness. All you guys who are talking bad about her do so just because you can’t have her. Inb4 someone says they have higher standards, this is a result of sour grapes.
Definitely!