Peter Crouch Marries WAG Abbey Clancy, Slight Wedding Dress Malfunction Ahoy! (Photos)
By Chris Wright
Barely interesting Crouch/Clancy wedding fact: the ceremony took place at Stapleford Park in Leicestershire, an establishment that I actually had the good fortune to visit last year to play a gig for a mate’s sister’s wedding do, and let me tell you on good authority, shit ain’t cheap…
(P.S – spot the errant nipple)
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: ‘Well done Crouchy son, well done.”
[Photos: PA]






















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Crouch must have been martin luther king jr in his last life to deserve all the good luck he’s getting right now.Cheryl cole or Abby clancey? I wonder….
wonder if he’ll be able to get it between the posts this time?
get in there Twizzle!
I spotted the nipple, what do I win?
I hope for her sake there were nachos at the reception.
BOOBIE!
Q: Howay Peter lad, what wouldya ha’ been if ye weren’a footballer like ? A: A virgin
I’m going to masturbate now
i think its telling that for almost any other footballer that nabs a considerably better looking woman we’d all be saying she did it for the cash. but for crouchy, i genuinely think he deserves it. go on pete
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Eh, she kind of looks like an alien.
Eyes are too far apart, teeth are too white, boobs too fake.
I always enjoy real girls over robotic ones made under the knife.
Peter looks good though;)
Lucky bloke!
no jokes about prostitutes? u disappoint, pies
don’t match each otheer. surely…