Larissa Riquelme Resurfaces, Promises To Strip Naked If Paraguay Win Copa America
By WAG Watcher
Hey, remember Larissa Riquelme? Y’know, the Paraguayan ‘World Cup super fan’ that just about everyone wanted to gashmoygady last summer right up until they realised just what a desperate, fame-craving harlot she was?
No? Allow us to refresh your memories…
Yeah, that Larissa Riquelme.
Well, you’ll be glad to know that, after her mooted sitcom starring alongside Mexican bunny-hopper Cuauhtemoc Blanco presumably fell through on ‘severely limited talent’ grounds, she’s been away, regenerated nasally, and has now resurfaced again in the only way she knows how – by promising to whip her kit off in public if Paraguay win the Copa America.
Of course we’ll bring you photographic evidence as and when but, c’mon, it’s not like we haven’t seen it all before, eh Larissa?
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nice way to start the day :)
especially since I was all depro that Pies disappeared over the weekend!
@Radagast: Yeah apologies for that, Pies went walkies yesterday for some reason or other.
Chris, a note about the whole weekend thing would be nice. If not explaining the whole thing, just acknowledging it would be okay, I guess.
@Abhishek: The whole thing dropped, meaning that I couldn’t log in to post a dicky bird. Things are back to normal now though – fingers crossed!
it said the domain wasn’t available, and that you could purchase it or something? :/ Was off from Saturday night…
yeah it scared the heck out of me…no pies=no fun
thought you went broke or something lol
she has horrible tits
I started hatching a Machiavellian plan to buy the domain and sell it back to pies’ rightful owners. But then I just got sad pies wasn’t here anymore and didn’t do anything… Glad you’re back! Even if you rarely post on weekends anyway.
the wonders of Wonderbra…
Tom – everyone’s entitled to a bit of time off mate!
Hi I work with Chris on Pies, and all that happened was a bit of an issue with the company that we bought the domain from. Anyhow we are back for good now.
Sorry for scaring you all
@ red peter
didnt really mean it in a bad way, but yeah completely agree.
YES!
One of the few fit women that look better with her shirt on.
i want to f*** her
not more than me ^^
She should be in my bed…Love to nurture her BOOBS
thats a smart place to put a phone
she strips naked anyway.
very nice your so beautiful continu dress remove chy now only common message pampu fast ga
i support paraguay in final :D
it would be nice to fuck her
Thanks for that insight there James. Brilliant.