The Football WAG Index No.12: Danielle Lloyd
In 2006, Danielle Lloyd appeared on BBC One’s ‘Test the Nation’. When asked “Who was Winston Churchill – a rapper, US President, the Prime Minister or King?”, Lloyd answered with the classic: “Wasn’t he the first black president of America? There’s a statue of him near me – that’s black.”
In other words, she’s not the sharpest tool in the box – no great exclusive; she is a glamour model, after all.
She does love dating footballers though. If you believe the tabloids, she’s steamed into Marcus Bent, Jermain Defoe and is currently dating Spurs midfielder Jamie O’Hara (currently on loan at Pompey), who probably can’t believe his luck (see our Top 10 footballers who are punching above their weight).
Anyway, you’re not here to read a bunch of blah blah words, you’re here for the pictures (it’s OK, I won’t tell anyone)…
Goodbye And Good Luck: European Football Weekends – The Last Post
January Transfer Window Horseshit Infographic – Bootiful Game
Umbro's New Universitario De Deportes Home Shirt Is Beautiful – TBG
Sexual Adventures Of Demarcus La Shonda – Fitba Thatba
A Year In Non-League Football Photos – Pitch Invasion
Who The Big Four (And Liverpool) Should Sign In January – The FCF
Top 5 Footballing Candidates For Prime Minister – OTP
Why Belgium Will Win The 2018 World Cup – SOTB
Top 10 Goalie Goals – The Coin Toss
500 Reasons To Love Football – 500RTLF
She’s a racist little twat n’all. Still, I’d put that out of my mind for 25 minutes of unprotected anal with her. I’m moral like that.
i’d happily jizz on her forehead after i finish playing hide the sausage with this silly little tart.lovely.
i’d choke her with my meat stick. Her mouth is the only hole Philando and Mac left me anyway
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thick as shit no doubting that io mean evry1 knos shes a serial whore who only shags other footballers atleast teddy sheringham was in there first lol