WAG Watch: Jamelia divorces journeyman footballer after 17-month marriage

The unsightly mole on Jamelia’s back was getting out of control
Sad news from WAG Towers: Jamelia and Darren Byfield (he’s a journeyman striker who currently plays for Walsall), are to divorce after just 17 months of marriage. Boo.
A statement on behalf of the couple said:
“It is with regret that Jamelia and Darren Byfield today confirm they are splitting up and getting a divorce. No-one else is involved. Their priority is naturally their two children.”
Sorry Darren, but Jamelia was out of your league. She’s Premier League class, you’re stuck in League One. Them’s the breaks.
Someone alert Jermain Defoe…


he got 2 kids with her. who cares.
Jermain Defoe?? She’s the wrong colour…
so sexy wanabe