Football Tat: Birmingham Flog ‘High Quality’ Chris Hughton Face Mask – Comes With Free Eye Holes!

Chris Wright

23rd, March 2012


By Chris Wright

On sale now in the Birmingham City club shop, cardboard ‘Chris Hughton replica face masks.’ Now you can look like your favourite mild-mannered Championship manager for the rock bottom price of just £3.50! (plus p&p)

Comes with free elastic string and pre-cut – that’s right, pre-cut – eyeholes. Order today and you’ll get a massive 20% off!…

What a bargain! Excuse me while I email a friend about this! Though I can’t help wishing they’d used this model instead…

Much better.