Football Tat: Birmingham Flog ‘High Quality’ Chris Hughton Face Mask – Comes With Free Eye Holes!

Chris Wright

23rd, March 2012

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By Chris Wright

On sale now in the Birmingham City club shop, cardboard ‘Chris Hughton replica face masks.’ Now you can look like your favourite mild-mannered Championship manager for the rock bottom price of just £3.50! (plus p&p)

Comes with free elastic string and pre-cut – that’s right, pre-cut – eyeholes. Order today and you’ll get a massive 20% off!…

What a bargain! Excuse me while I email a friend about this! Though I can’t help wishing they’d used this model instead…

Much better.

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