Dumb Football: El-Hadji Diouf buys gold Cadillac, parks it in loading bay (with video evidence)
DICK ALERT!
Proof, if proof be need be, that Diouf is the worst kind of modern footballer: crass, vulgar, superficial and with no concept of good taste (OK, he has a children’s charity, but let’s ignore that for now):
Look at the fricking state of that gold Cadillac. What was he thinking? Perhaps his new customised car has special properties, as he parked illegally in a loading bay while having lunch in a Manchester restaurant, and didn’t even get a parking ticket. Try that in south London mate and you’d be towed after three minutes.
What a cockmaster.
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not sure why it’s necessary to cover the liscense plate, don’t know how many gold cadillacs ther are in Manchester
He probably had to buy that piece of American junk because Bentley Aston Martin & Porsche told him to piss off & get a life.