The Incredible Sulk that is Nicolas Anelka has completed his move to Bolton Wanderers from Fenerbahce in a deal for £8million. Anelka, who must surely be the most expensive player in the world by now (transfers combined… I can’t be bothered doing the maths), is set to join up with fellow strop, El Hadji Diouf.
Kevin Nolan, the Trotters captain can’t wait to play with Anelka saying; "He will fit in well here and I am sure he will be a big hit with
the fans. He has always scored goals in the Premiership and will add
another threat to our attacking efforts. I’m looking forward to teaming up with [him]"
Mof Gimmers